A Serious Poem About The Caesar Salad

O mighty caesar how i love you so

parmesan, chicken with creamy sauce

all thrown into a lettuce bowl

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a combination of beautiful taste

though not a healthy choice

it’s all too good to waste

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BUT sad times I have had

when the waiter comes to deliver

and you have turned out bad

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No bacon, nor egg and a tiny bit of cheese

 dried up cold chicken

have all destroyed my dinner dreams.

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The crushing feeling when all is wrong

 sauce-less naked lettuce

under hard tasteless croutons

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We need hot chicken, poached egg

I want to see the bacon shine

mixed with anchovies and crispy garlic bread

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so Caesar don’t be a tease

when you are the menu

come out the right way please.

Three Best Caesar salads:

1. The Westbury, London

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2. Browns (London, Reading, Oxford) 

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3. Porthwidden Cafe, St Ives

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