2016-The Year I Get A Tan, Put Lids On Jars And Perhaps Become An Olympic Champion…

Before I begin I want to quickly sum up Part II of Christmas-Mum: 

  • Feminists in heaven were dancing with joy as after twenty years Mum has finally got her head out of the oven and had Christmas lunch made for her.
  • Chris and I successfully passed our gifts goal.IMG_2380
  • Big Bro Joe got a toy car, as he made ramps and drove it round the table, it made me realise nothing has developed from when we were five.Screen Shot 2015-12-31 at 17.59.47
  • Our traditions were not going to be tampered with as we clutched onto the last bottle the hotel had, to see us throughout the day.

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Anyway 2015

This time last year I was the “New Years resolution fairy” which involved asking people in the pub to write down their resolution whilst I stood there in white feathered wings.

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Reading back, most of them are either about approving their bodies or spending more time with the family- one person wanted to be ‘more nice’

Well it’s safe to say; 2015 was never going to be the year of the body as I entreated it with an internship in restaurant marketing.

By the end of February the free weekly burgers had made their mark.

Then getting into a relationship which involved slurping wine and saying:

“O  no you’re perfect”

“Nooo you’re perfect”

Now entering 2016 far from perfect…

2015 was the year of the career-

As I stood alone in Spring, filming yet another billboard in Brighton- a male stag do-er announced to the street that I wanted to perform a daring sexual act on one the them.

It was time to change the path.It would  be nice to afford some jeans let alone a mortgage one day after all.

So finally that box was ticked in August and now I feel like a grown up.

Now moving forward to 2016 resolutions:

  • Find a place In London that doesn’t have damp/a dodgy landlord/ South but not too South/ a view to die for/ a bath and cheap.
  • Become the ultimate domestic goddess by learning to put lids on things like toothpaste and pesto jars and to close cupboard doors-people are picking up on it and it’s annoying them.

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  • Go somewhere hot- It’s been three years since seeing proper sun, which means I am giving the dough man a run for his money.

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  • Become an Olympic ice skater/roller skater or at least start doing some sort of exercise.

 

Last New Year ended in me drunkly running home, wailing with  wings on my back- hopefully I will enter 2016 with a bit more grace…

Have a fantastic New Year Everyone x

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