Been there. Drank that. Spilt it on the t-shirt.
"How do I look?" Chris asked putting on his duty free sunglasses. I looked at his unwashed work suit, white shirt which his poor mother had been summoned to iron and those brown pointy shoes that took three hours to buy. "What about your tie?" Reminding him of his Dad's orders. "Nahh don't need one" …
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It started with an office email alerting us of the annual pumpkin carving competition, the prize... two free west end tickets! They were giving out the pumpkins at 11am. I couldn't risk not having the best pick, So I tracked down the competition  manager. Before my colleagues even had a chance,  I had the most …
When did art galleries become a personal photo shoot for the general public? It's Saturday afternoon and we had some time to have a browse in the Saatchi gallery. It's been awhile since I have been to a gallery so was pleased I could spend the time to see what was in store. However there was …
Friday I had booked a bar/club for all my friends I have accumulated in my early 20s to kick off the birthday weekend. The night started (and ended) with a skull filled with cocktail and a beer hanging out of it. I did ask for prosecco but apparently this beer/vodka skull thing came with a free …
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I don't know what was more exciting about this event the Jo Malone or the Hawksmoor cocktails... Probably the cocktails but hey. I'm still a fan of Malone- it's a fast ticket to buying class. Â I still have a candle unlit by my bed, a gift from last Christmas. It should only be lit on …
Cursing amatuer tube riders on the Baker Loo line is how my adventure started. It  was a Saturday and thank the lord there was an excuse to get out of the sweaty,  London mug. I was on my way to  The Pointer - a family run  farm, country pub and butcher in Buckinghamshire. We arrived …
You know those times you are on a soda lime and vodka phase? "I want to drink but I need to count my calories" You look at your friend who is standing there elegant with their cosmopolitan, and you have this bright green radioactive looking water with pathetic ice cubes floating on top. 'Summer body, …
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Top things that happen at a 'food bloggers event': Pre event Twitter takes priority over work Getting to the event, you see a dozen of people wearing nice bags and hats staring into their City Mappers as they wander around the location. You will recognise people at the event but don't know their actual name, …
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Sunday evening- what a rubbish time; 'the weekend is over!' you think as you sit and worry about Monday morning. My advice: go to a wine pairing evening. The feeling goes away in a instant. Yes lucky me got invited by TABL to a little place in Clapham Old Town called- 22 North Street. Now …
The queue at the garage is of men holding a pie in a packet and those deal roses. It must be Valentine's. In the old single days, I always felt proud on V-Day, smirking at all the pathetic couples with their cliche gifts. I don't need anyone I will say with pride! I tended to mix …
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