Been there. Drank that. Spilt it on the t-shirt.
The odds were stacked against me this weekend when I left the office on Friday evening . A couple of guys were swinging their laptops over their heads like football scarves, blasting "Three Lions". Now Saturday night, Titanic is on C4, Â yet the only 'Rose' Is Danny Rose. My plan has failed.... After an …
Cursing amatuer tube riders on the Baker Loo line is how my adventure started. It  was a Saturday and thank the lord there was an excuse to get out of the sweaty,  London mug. I was on my way to  The Pointer - a family run  farm, country pub and butcher in Buckinghamshire. We arrived …
In the summer of 2014 I spent my time reviewing Pimms, and what a good year it was. I parted the rip offs to the finest, taste the freshest fruit and was dazzled by garnishes of mint. In 2015 that passion took a back seat , however on Sunday something happened which awoke my desire …
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Note to self: Never ever drive to Brighton, especially on May bank holiday. It was his idea, I agreed the night before after a couple of gins, some may say I was 'vulnerable' when making decision. So there we were, bank holiday Saturday stuck in traffic, getting barked at by an evil dog.. Three hours …
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You know those times you are on a soda lime and vodka phase? "I want to drink but I need to count my calories" You look at your friend who is standing there elegant with their cosmopolitan, and you have this bright green radioactive looking water with pathetic ice cubes floating on top. 'Summer body, …
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Top things that happen at a 'food bloggers event': Pre event Twitter takes priority over work Getting to the event, you see a dozen of people wearing nice bags and hats staring into their City Mappers as they wander around the location. You will recognise people at the event but don't know their actual name, …
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Sunday evening- what a rubbish time; 'the weekend is over!' you think as you sit and worry about Monday morning. My advice: go to a wine pairing evening. The feeling goes away in a instant. Yes lucky me got invited by TABL to a little place in Clapham Old Town called- 22 North Street. Now …
Last time I saw a ski slope, I looked like this... Year 7, Ski Easter Trip. I banged my nose on a shelf and received the lowest snowflake badge for my ski skills in front of my whole year...It was a great week. As I scroll through my Facebook  now , all I see are …
Popcorn flavoured shots at Revs was a good idea 10 hours ago..not so much as I woke Sunday morning However  I was determined to not waste the weekend, I insisted we should go to Battersea park zoo and see Wiggle and Piggle the fluffy pigs. It felt like an acceptable weekend activity rather then drinking Bloody …
The queue at the garage is of men holding a pie in a packet and those deal roses. It must be Valentine's. In the old single days, I always felt proud on V-Day, smirking at all the pathetic couples with their cliche gifts. I don't need anyone I will say with pride! I tended to mix …
Been there. Drank that. Spilt it on the t-shirt.
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