Been there. Drank that. Spilt it on the t-shirt.
"How do I look?" Chris asked putting on his duty free sunglasses. I looked at his unwashed work suit, white shirt which his poor mother had been summoned to iron and those brown pointy shoes that took three hours to buy. "What about your tie?" Reminding him of his Dad's orders. "Nahh don't need one" …
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I don't know what was more exciting about this event the Jo Malone or the Hawksmoor cocktails... Probably the cocktails but hey. I'm still a fan of Malone- it's a fast ticket to buying class. I still have a candle unlit by my bed, a gift from last Christmas. It should only be lit on …
You know those times you are on a soda lime and vodka phase? "I want to drink but I need to count my calories" You look at your friend who is standing there elegant with their cosmopolitan, and you have this bright green radioactive looking water with pathetic ice cubes floating on top. 'Summer body, …
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Last Saturday I was lucky enough to experience horse racing in a box Every Brit knows when it comes to the races there are three main things to accomplish 1,Look your best to go to a field 2. get drunk whilst looking your best in the field 3. Win some more money, whilst drunk looking …
It started with a few cocktails and Hermione's big mouth...'Shall we do a school reunion?' It's been five years since leaving my little Oxford-bubble school and my first response was 'that will be awkward' but as the conversation (and the drinks) kept flowing it turned into be the best idea in the world. Sure enough …
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I was nine when I was being swept in a swimming pool rapid, past the bar serving rum cocktails in Puerto Rico. At eleven I was watching fire-eating men with a backdrop of the sun setting over St Lucia beach. MAN Holidays are wasted on the young. As much as my parents love me, it's a …
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St Ives Food Festival has become a 'mummy and mary' 'pencil-in-worthy' event. Last year we were hosting a garden party (see here) for the whole of St Ives and a loud american man. As you may have guessed we went OTT and decided to order everything from the festival including a kangaroo burger and enough cheese …
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I firmly believe if I drank coffee when I was doing GCSE's I would have been a genius, but I only got into it when I was 22, so I will have to stay as being that B-C student. However, I am so pleased with myself that I now am a coffee lover (if you …
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When my mum first told me her BAE was an artist from St Ives I had a vision in my head of a hairy pot head who will talk about “being moved” by the sardine relationship with the sea. I was very relieved that he was actually a normal bloke that doesn’t smoke weed, has …
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