In brief: This whole burger thing started when Chris had the 'best burger ever' at The Duchy Arms in Kennington and has since failed to beat it. Unfortunately the chef is no longer there so Chris can never have the best burger ever again. So on our Australian tour we were on a mission …
A Guide To The Perfect Wedding (by my Boyfriend’s Brother)Â
"How do I look?" Chris asked putting on his duty free sunglasses. I looked at his unwashed work suit, white shirt which his poor mother had been summoned to iron and those brown pointy shoes that took three hours to buy. "What about your tie?" Reminding him of his Dad's orders. "Nahh don't need one" …
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Selfies At Saatchi & Bloody Marys
When did art galleries become a personal photo shoot for the general public? It's Saturday afternoon and we had some time to have a browse in the Saatchi gallery. It's been awhile since I have been to a gallery so was pleased I could spend the time to see what was in store. However there was …
Gins & A Burger, Ben’s Canteen.
"I fancy a burger" This is not a surprise, Â he always fancies a burger, Never the less it gave us the foundation for a Saturday night plan. Once upon a time Chris had a burger at The Duchy Arms (our old work place and home) he hasn't been able to find a better burger since...and …
My Little Holiday Brag
Sadly Summer is leaving us for another year, however this does mean we don't have to put up with our social media feeds being filled up with 'holiday braggers' Define 'Holiday Braggers' - friend on Facebook posting photos in the morning from their balcony overlooking the hotel pool with a comment like 'Not a bad …
Birthday Bloodys From Downton to Made In Chelsea
Friday I had booked a bar/club for all my friends I have accumulated in my early 20s to kick off the birthday weekend. The night started (and ended) with a skull filled with cocktail and a beer hanging out of it. I did ask for prosecco but apparently this beer/vodka skull thing came with a free …
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We Don’t Need The Breakfast Club- #StopQueingÂ
"I'm not queing... I refuse. I'm losing my dignity just looking at them all" Sunday morning and our ambitious plan of a Bloody Mary in the Breakfast Club was rapidly being destroyed by my stubbornness. "Who the hell queues for eggs!?" Sheep, that's who. So our issue remained unsolved - Chris, Â Jess and I had …
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Dad Lives In A Church and Other Discoveries In Brighton
Note to self: Never ever drive to Brighton, especially on May bank holiday. It was his idea, I agreed the night before after a couple of gins, some may say I was 'vulnerable' when making decision. So there we were, bank holiday Saturday stuck in traffic, getting barked at by an evil dog.. Three hours …
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Apres Ski Without the Ski
Last time I saw a ski slope, I looked like this... Year 7, Ski Easter Trip. I banged my nose on a shelf and received the lowest snowflake badge for my ski skills in front of my whole year...It was a great week. As I scroll through my Facebook  now , all I see are …
Hangover Porn At Dirty Bones
A trend has come to London and it’s more popular then men with beards, Angry Birds and Tinder. It’s the bottomless brunch. Brunch was good enough but making it bottomless is strike of genius. It’s Sunday morning and all you want to do is roll in your filth of dehydration and blurred memories. But you shouldn’t. …