Been there. Drank that. Spilt it on the t-shirt.
Dry January has officially ended for the country. However I still have two weeks left of soberness (see previous blog) and I can only describe it like playing a game with a group of people, thinking they are all having fun and then rapidly seeing them leave one by one "John?" "Amy?" "...gran?" Nobody replies and …
Continue reading "Trying To Fit In With The Flat White Crowd- Mary’s soberness continues."
No I'm not going to make you feel better about politics in this blog. I am of course talking about more important issues and that is the Bloody Mary. In the past few weeks I have had been left dissapointed in Bloodys. I even walked away from one. We had driven  all the way to …
Continue reading "When I Lost All Faith In The World…This Happened"
"I fancy a burger" This is not a surprise, Â he always fancies a burger, Never the less it gave us the foundation for a Saturday night plan. Once upon a time Chris had a burger at The Duchy Arms (our old work place and home) he hasn't been able to find a better burger since...and …
Friday I had booked a bar/club for all my friends I have accumulated in my early 20s to kick off the birthday weekend. The night started (and ended) with a skull filled with cocktail and a beer hanging out of it. I did ask for prosecco but apparently this beer/vodka skull thing came with a free …
Continue reading "Birthday Bloodys From Downton to Made In Chelsea"
I don't know what was more exciting about this event the Jo Malone or the Hawksmoor cocktails... Probably the cocktails but hey. I'm still a fan of Malone- it's a fast ticket to buying class. Â I still have a candle unlit by my bed, a gift from last Christmas. It should only be lit on …
You know those times you are on a soda lime and vodka phase? "I want to drink but I need to count my calories" You look at your friend who is standing there elegant with their cosmopolitan, and you have this bright green radioactive looking water with pathetic ice cubes floating on top. 'Summer body, …
Continue reading "Skinny Prosecco- Does What It Says On The Bottle"
Last time I saw a ski slope, I looked like this... Year 7, Ski Easter Trip. I banged my nose on a shelf and received the lowest snowflake badge for my ski skills in front of my whole year...It was a great week. As I scroll through my Facebook  now , all I see are …
The queue at the garage is of men holding a pie in a packet and those deal roses. It must be Valentine's. In the old single days, I always felt proud on V-Day, smirking at all the pathetic couples with their cliche gifts. I don't need anyone I will say with pride! I tended to mix …
Ahh new chapter of life has begun, now in a little room, looking over the city. Life is coming together like a  1000000004 piece jigsaw. Saturday started like a grown-up, doing grown up things, like showing off the new company car , Tv licence , council tax and banking. = I had to convince the …
Continue reading "Bloody Mary Review- Brew Dog Clapham Junction"
If you saw a baby blue Fiat 500 driving down the M4 early in January and thought how can they possibly see out of their back mirror? Then you would have driven passed me. After two years of living with three men I realised my time was up of the home of Tinder, pizza and …
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